Humans are Tasty

I love my humans, they make good chew toys. I cuddled up to this one's foot. He thought I was being sweet...little did he know I really just wanted something to chew on.


And that's exactly what I did.

Look! I got a hand!

I wonder if he noticed it was missing...

Something Smells Funny

I don't like baths. I love to play in my pool outside in the Summer, but baths aren't my thing. The last time I got a bath I had to stay in the kitchen on the tile until I dried off a little. When I was finally set free I headed straight to the couch....to pout.

Or maybe I thought I still smelled bad....I'm not really sure.

This isn't as Painful as it Looks.

It looks like I have a broken neck in this picture.

Don't worry, I'm fine...just straining to see something since I'm too lazy to get up!

The Black Bar

This one is called "The Black Bar" because it needs that little black censor bar that you see in pictures to cover things that shouldn't be seen.
HOWEVER, this picture does not have that little black bar, so keep that in mind before you scroll down :)
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Maybe I should have called this one "Girl Gone Wild."

The Floating Head/Missing Ear

I had a hard time coming up with a name for this one. I kind of look like just a head, hence "The Floating Head."
But it also looks like I only have one ear, hence "The Missing Ear."

What do you think?

I Don't Like to Share

I don't like to share my toys...

It's so bad, that I even sleep on them so no one else will play with them...

Even the hard ones that I've chewed on so much they're sharp and pointy.

It's a rough life, but someone's gotta do it!

The Prim and Proper

I'm so prim and proper...

I even cross my legs when I sleep!